Clara- Clara! You gotta listen to me. I’m trapped in this- oh god, there’s these ladies with these giant hats and- THEY FEED US CHUNKY WHITE LIQUID. What is that? No, no it’s not cream of- LOOK CLARA, IT’S TERRIBLE HERE. I don’t even think those ladies are human! They’re aliens, I know it. Aliens working for the feds and trying to kill me with chunky white liquid. The FBI is running this whole thing, Clara. I just know it. You gotta do something- No! Don’t call the police, they’re in on it! They had a doughnut thing the other day and- Yes! The police were here! And the doughnuts! Don’t get me started. They taste like- You don’t want to know, Clara. You gotta do something. No. No- I won’t play bingo with them! Jesus christ Clara, they’re making me play bingo. Jesus christ, Clara. You gotta do something. Tell the grandkids I said hi.
